Spider spider in the shower,
this is not your finest hour.
Why on Earth are you up there,
gazing down on soapy hair?
Are you sleeping tight or is it
Just a voyeuristic visit?
If you drop from way up high,
be aware we both may die
There’s no room in here to fight
so grab your web and hold on tight.
Stay up there and bathe in steam
and don’t you stress about my scream.
I did not mean to share my fear
but you should not be quite so near.
When I’m done, it’s out you go,
A pointless task for we both know
that when it comes to scaring me,
you’ll soon be back,
…you’ve got a key!